How-To: Survive A Zombie Apacolypse

1. Welcome to the zombie survival guide. First off, let's list the weapons you'll need. [Ammo is kinda implied when listing weapons.]

1.  Any type of gun: Pistol, Rifle, etc.
2. A ccrossbow; Bow.
3. A hammer,[or any basic tool: Saw, strew-driver,etc.]
4. Any kind of axe.
5. [If possible to find] Any type of sword. [Machete, Katana, etc.]
6. Knives. Any type of knife: Steak knife, Dagger. Hell, even a butter knife or pocket knife would help.
7. [If possible to find] Any type of explosives. [Grenades, dynamite, etc.]
8. Crowbar. Yes, even a crowbar can come in handy.

Alright. Now. You may be asking yourself "Where is the weak spot which I can hit so I can kill the zombie?" Well, my dearies, the right spot to hit the zombie at would be the head. Though, of course, if you didn't have the heart, or you just wanted to watch the poor thing suffer, you could cut off its lower jaw, hands/arms, and legs. I must admit, that would be something I'd do.

You may be asking yourself "How and why do I turn into a zombie?" Well, my friends. That's quite easy. If you get bitten on any part of your body and get away, you'll immediately be infected and get "the fever." "The fever" is when you begin to slowly lose your mind, followed by your humanity. Life itself becomes a living Hell for you. If you are defeated and halfly eaten alive, then you will immediately become a zombie no matter what. If you are bitten, and refuse to turn your life into a living Hell by getting "the fever," then there's only one solution for you. You need to shoot or stab yourself in the head, or have someone do it for you. If you do so, then you will not turn into a zombie, but, of course, you'd be dead. Though, death is better than becoming a zombie and ripping the flesh off your friends and family. In my opinion, that is.

You may also be asking yourself "How would a zombie outbreak even happen?" You see, a zombie outbreak could happen from a number of things. Like: Government testing, intoxicated chemicals, [something I, am not sure about, and I believe it's a bit far-fetched, yet I'm sure some viewers believe in this,] dark magic/voodoo/curses.

Now, I'm sure everyone knows that you'll need food, water, and medications. You could always look in your local drug store, or market, but if it comes to the point where you need to hunt for food, before you eat what you killed, make sure it hadn't been bitten by a zombie. If you eat an animal that had been bitten/halfly eaten by a zombie, then more than likely you're going to turn into a zombie yourself, so be careful.

You all know that you need a zombie-proof shelter. I highly suggest a small farm house, big enough to store supplies and still house as many survivors as possible. If you have no farm houses that you know of, near your home, then I suggest you find a house away from other houses. Like, if you chose an apartment building, then you would easily be found by a zombie and eventually get bitten and/or eaten.

Now that you know everything that you need to know, if you want to see some zombies getting their asses kicked, then you can watch The Walking Dead on amc, or go on YouTube for sneak peeks, bloopers, and behind then sceens videos.

~Coolcat